According to #Dachshund law, I have to make the joke about shaving my weenie.

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Anyone know how to remove epoxy from a dog's forehead? #MeraxesTheMenacing tried to help last night, and I didn't realize some dripped on him.

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Last night, the dragons actually let each other exist.
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#MeraxesTheMenacing would like you to know that he's a dog and a very good boy and I'm eating, and he's doing the bestest sit, but I'm not giving him any of my food and I must not love him anymore and he's starving.

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I have a retinal tear. As you can imagine, I've been quite stressed out today. The dragons have very different ways of helping.
#MeraxesTheMenacing (dog): Would it help if you gave me a belly rub?
#BalerionTheDread (cat): I'll try biting the stress out of your foot.

#MeraxesTheMenacing would like you all to know that he's a dog and a very good boy and I'm not giving him any food and must want him to perish of malnutrition even though I already fed him but he'd prefer my food.

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#MeraxesTheMenacing helping me doing computering yesterday.
I took #MeraxesTheMenacing to get his nails trimmed. Or as I phrased it, "he's getting a manipedi."

I made the mistake of getting up, leaving the warm spot on the couch unattended. Fear not, #BalerionTheDread and #MeraxesTheMenacing swooped in to save the day. At least they aren't fighting.

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