The Chris DantesWe went to Green Lake with #MeraxesTheMenacing. He made it two miles before he gave up and refused to move. But it was a lovely and relaxing day.
Now off to get married in a few hours.
My dog, #MeraxesTheMenacing has a very particular sound. It's not his "I've been injured" bark. It's not his "there's a threat three miles away" bark. It's not his "the cat is getting into trouble" bark. It's very specifically a whine. The best translation is some variation of "I didn't get my way", "no one loves me", "my life is terrible", and "I might die from not getting what I want".
Anyway, someone got a b-a-t-h and is whining at me to undo it.
My fiance took too long to get into bed. Fear not, #MeraxesTheMenacing was there to preheat her spot.
It's raining in #Seattle. No surprise there. I went to walk #MeraxesTheMenacing and in typical #Dachshund fashion, he blatantly refused. He got to the doorway, saw that it was raining, stopped, looked at the rain, and went back inside.
According to #Dachshund law, I have to make the joke about shaving my weenie.
Anyone know how to remove epoxy from a dog's forehead? #MeraxesTheMenacing tried to help last night, and I didn't realize some dripped on him.