I figured out how to press the secret combination of buttons to get into debugging mode and run the "forced defrost" cycle on the refrigerator. It seems to have solved the problem of the INSANELY LOUD FAN.
But now I'm nostalgic for the old school fridges that you were told not to defrost with a screwdriver but you did anyway and then after you punctured a tube doing it and let out all the ozone-eating gremlins you set it out on the curb with the door removed because there was a latch that couldn't be opened from the inside and everyone knew kids would be drawn to it like moths to a flame, climb inside, somehow close the door, and suffocate. #EverythingWasBetterWhenIWasYounger
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#MakeRefrigeratorsGreatAgain