Beardy: *Slams the bathroom door shut for no reason whatsoever in the middle of the night jolting me awake and scaring the crap outta me even though I’ve asked a hundred times to stop sleep torturing me with that several times every night.*

Also Beardy: *exhales loudly to make his AnNoYaNcE clear when I get up at 6am (while he’s already awake anyway) to start the chores he absolutely will not do while I’m away over the weekend*

#MAWWIDGE

Priest on radio saying she cannot bless gay marriages because, "Marriage is between a man and a woman, and this is something Jesus spoke very clearly about," like she heard him say it last week.

Come on now. You fuck with other people's love lives because of something you read in a sinister old book. And you expect us to believe that's *less* messed up than two consenting adults wanting to spend the rest of their days together.

https://youtu.be/b4VqbmeJ32U
#mawwidge #marriage #jeebus #LoveIsLove