Beardy: *Slams the bathroom door shut for no reason whatsoever in the middle of the night jolting me awake and scaring the crap outta me even though I’ve asked a hundred times to stop sleep torturing me with that several times every night.*
Also Beardy: *exhales loudly to make his AnNoYaNcE clear when I get up at 6am (while he’s already awake anyway) to start the chores he absolutely will not do while I’m away over the weekend*