- You boy! What day is it today?
- Why, it is the 17th birthday of Ian's #Luddyphone, sir!
- Then hie thee to the kitchen table and take a pic of all Ian's classic mobile phones.
- But with what, sir?
- Why, with his actually modern #Fairphone6, boy.
So yeah, with apologies to Charles Dickens and Alastair Sim, today I mark 17 years of active(ish) service by my not even oldest working mobile: a beautiful and oh so titchy Sony Ericsson W350i.


