And my lock touching has gone pleasingly well too.

I got a couple of big packets of locks off ebay last week and promptly found I couldn't pick any of them, but with a bit of patience and learning to vary tension I've managed to pick a Cisa C2000 and an Asec Vital.

I've been vaguely following the Lockpickers United belts, but I probably won't do them formally because I can't be bothered to record myself, and I'm too gak-handed to gut a lock.

#LockSport #LockPicking

JUST PICKED MY FIRST AMERICAN LOCK 1100, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

#LockPicking #LockSport

Lockpicking Lawyer: *posts a video about getting into his wife's furry fanny*

Me: Hold my "Easy Entry" lock lube...

The lock: 😳

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For those interested: this is the "Dinner Jacket" jiggler from Red Team Tools, being pounded by the "Lapis" two-way dildo from Lovense, with smooth insertion (into a tight keyway) provided by "Easy Entry" Teflon lock lube.

#AlicePics #RedTeamTools #AprilFools #Locksport #Teledildonics #AccessibilityIsHotAF #AltText

Lock collection is coming along nicely...

#Locksport #Locks #Collection

So far, I have opened a lock (at least once) with:

- all manners of lockpicks and turning tools
- a turning tool (no pick)
- a windshield wiper
- a street sweeper bristle
- a vibrator
- a double-ended dildo
- a soda can
- a plastic soda bottle
- my finger
- a screwdriver
- another lock
- a key
- another lock's key
- a blank key and a small file
- an underwire bra
- an earring
- a popcan tab
- a stick
- an uncooked spaghetti noodle
- a holy cross
- a feeler gauge
- a bike spoke
- a piano wire
- an injector mold pin
- a bobby pin
- a paperclip
- a binder clip
- a credit card
- a piece of string
- a butter knife
- a bic pen

...

I'm probably forgetting a few.

#Locksport #DIY #ImprovIsPunkAF