your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦next up in Liza's #fuckCancer tour: Radiation; where i will be playing my greatest hits,
"NAH!"
"Kissinger better go first"
and the crowd favorite
"i love life and my nuclear boobs"
we all need a bestie that will look at your #fuckCancer surgery sutures, to make sure they're healing properly
IN OTHER #LizaCancerDiary NEWS
blue pee dimishing. have not turned into a Pitufa yet. not sure if that’s a win…
surprisingly, pinning my Hello Kitty plushie under my arm helps with minimizing the pain from the lymph nodes suture. also, she’s a gift from The Things. so, triple the love.
also, my chosen sister came by with more love & goodies.
almost done hand sewing a gown. next up, pajama bottoms.
but am not removing the hospital tags yet. am i the only one who does that?
was told before my #fuckCancer surgery to not worry about turning into a smurf. the skin may turn blue at the spot of the incision.
i was like, LOLWUT. they also said i could be peeing blue for a few days.
they were not joking
haven't turned into a smurf yet ―after all, the surgery was today― but can't decide if the hue was more Curaçao liqueur or blue icy pop
