Mastodawn

#LifeOfBrianToots
This was really lovely everybody. Thanks for the company. 💖
*waves at lurkers too*

#LifeOfBrianToots
🎶Because life is just absurd
And death's the final word. 😗🎶

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I'm Brian! And so's my wife!

Brian: you're all individuals!

Crowd, in unison: Yes, we're all individuals!

#lifeofbriantoots I'm reminded of the old joke: where there are two Baptists there will be three opinions.

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Alright, I *am* the Messiah.
Now fuck off.

...how shall we fuck off, my Lord?

#lifeofbriantoots now … blessed are they, who convert* their neighbour's ox, for they shall inhibit their girth …

*convert?

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He's gone! He's been taken up!
.. oh, no, there he is.

#LifeOfBrianToots Aw, it just crapped out for me. Won't play anymore.

#lifeofbriantoots ok, I didn't expect that!