"One day at a time" - Lena Martell saves us from the pile of unfunny comedy records with one that is (merely) toe-curlingly naff. Glasgow's finest.
"Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight)" - ABBA play us out.
Blimey, that started well, but became really hard work.
1979 was our first Mystery Year. Another one after the continuity announcer plugs some forthcoming attractions.