Lamp lamp. #LampFacts

We don't know what makes lamps tick, we have to cage them with cables to make sure they don't escape, the government teells you its for """Electricity""" but i havent seen it so idk #lampfacts #electricityisntreal #wakeup

@Ferretsyndicate
The switch is stored on the Lamp. #LampFacts

If your lamp every mysteriously turns itself off, it’s only because it cares about you and thinks you should maybe go to bed.
Your lamp would tell you this directly but it does not share a language with you and so it is forced to resort to pantomime.
#LampFacts

When your lamp isn’t doing too good, it’s called being in a slamp. #LampFacts

Lamps can only be turned on by people they have a strong emotional connection with. #LampFacts

Technically every lesbian is a lamp because of the bright and glowy nature of our smiles. #LampFacts #LesbianFacts #CrossoverEvent

The lamps light shines equally bright on horny and non-horny toots. #LampFacts