Mastodawn

Howl’s Teleporting Castle

Looks like you signed up for the Basic tier, Mr. Colwyn. Unfortunately returning to your hand is a Premium tier upgrade.

Glaive enshitification

MGaaS: MacGuffin as a Service

Did you try turning your glaive off and back on again? After a full power cycle, it should return to your hand

Colwyn Googling: black fortress directions

And the conquered shall become the conquerers. 🙃

The End

Colwyn Googling: cyclops stuck in door

I cast Fireball!

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