‘I’d like to invite the prime minister to join me for dinner’ - Wow, he has big ambitions. Noel Edmonds will be inviting King Charles III in his private jet next! #KiwiAdventure

Seeing Blobby at Noel Edmonds' Halloween party at the pub, I just imagined that meme of Paul Rudd's Ant-Man recruiting people for the next Avengers movie. "Mr Blobby, I need you to distract Doom,". #KiwiAdventure

'I just never want to grow up' - Noel Edmonds will be legally changing his name to 'Peter Pan because 'the spirit energy demanded it' before long. #KiwiAdventure

'Plants will grow better with music' - Oh, so that's why the characters sing in Little Shop Of Horrors... #KiwiAdventure

The Bugger Inn versus Diddly Squat? Are we about to get a Clarkson's Farm crossover if Kiwi Adventure gets a series 2? #KiwiAdventure

Insanely jealous of the guy with the T-shirt that says ‘Where’s the Duff?’ that you can spot in the background whilst Noel gives his speech in the pub. I want that t-shirt! What an ingenious idea for one. #KiwiAdventure

‘I’m not trying to create Disney World’ - Noel Edmond’s just had war flashbacks to the Crinkly Bottom theme park. #KiwiAdventure