#KarsForKids will take anything you got.
Got a car? GIVE IT TO US!
Got a house? GIVE IT TO US!
Got money? GIVE IT TO US!
Got land, a bicycle, a motorcycle, stocks, bonds, a crypto wallet, pension, insurance settlement? GIVE IT TO US GODDAMMIT! GIVE EVERYTHING TO US!
But it's not going to any kid you know.
https://www.charitywatch.org/charity-donating-articles/costly-and-continuous-kars4kids-ads-disguise-charity39s-real-purpose

If #MuskRat works out a way to yeet things into the sun, I may like him better if he starts with that #Lume bimbo, or all of the #KarsForKids kids (yes, the children, and the singers and everyone who funded that shit or worked in production, even craft services, all must go into the sun).
And that #CashBack moron. What's his name? Carrot Top? Whatever. #Yeet into a comet.

#lifehack
#LifeAdvice
Always rewind your #cable by at least one minute so you can fast forward through #KarsForKids.