The #Canadian #Siri ---> Suri

Heya! This is Suri, what can I do ya for?

Ah, gosh, yah, can't find that one on the #Wikipida, suri!

The outside temperature is _cold enough for ya_, eh?

The hockey score is _#jets eat dick_, ya fat hoser.

#Canada #Kanuck #Canuck

#comedy #loonie #mocollins