Me, out running an errand: oh neat robot repair truck
Me, hours later: NUMBER 5 IS ALIVE! No disassemble!

#JustMillennialThings #ShortCircuit

Brunch with @pearkes so #justmillennialthings. Grilled watermelon salad.
my ass needs to watch the amazing digital circus so bad  I've lurked from afar for a while, but considering my love for clown failures (thank you ygo arcv), i think id love it. a friend of mine was talking to me about it, and it apparently speaks to millennial depression a lot? or maybe it's just cause being a girl/boy failure is #JustMillennialThings
I'm sitting in my backyard, listening to the ambient sounds of this wonderful world, the wind in the trees, the birds, the cars and trains in the distance, and Metallica blasting from the sky. What a day to be alive. #yeg #edmonton #metallica #delton #justmillennialthings

Family holiday highlight has to be the absolute indignant outrage of one eight year old faced with unskippable commercials at the start of a VHS tape.

Us old people refusing to fast forward because   “Flubber! Oh wow, those effects really hold up for ‘98!” did not help.

#holidays #JustMillennialThings

I had to ask my SmartWatch how old I was today... Fuck.
#justmillennialthings #getoffmylawn
i bought flintstones vitamins and they are just as tasty as i remember #JustMillennialThings
Crying yourself while listening to the friends theme song #justmillennialthings