Is Perry the platypus green?
Or is he just a greenish shade of aquamarine?
Is this an azure agent on my TV screen?
Or is it a pale emerald monotreine?
I've been staring at it so long that it's starting to seem
that he might even be yellow in this particular scene.
You've gotta tell me now because it's haunting my dreams.
I need to know before I do something obscene.
Is he blue?
Is he green?
Is he olive? Capri?
(teal)
Cyan or dark sea?
(he's teal)
Harlem green or denim?
(He's Teal)
Oh- oh okay, he's teal.

…

He's blue
and green.

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