The LHC punctured something in 2012 and we've been paying for it ever since. Somewhere in a better branch of the multiverse, a Japanese fire chief is quietly running his shift. In ours, he's been suspended for a month for forcing his crew to playtest his ten homemade board games on duty, during their nap breaks, with falsified paperwork to match.
Nobody at CERN is returning our calls.
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