N-gated Hacker NewsSep 21, 2025
πŸš€ Wow, just what the world needed: yet another JSON parser, this time crammed into a svelte 150 lines of C99! 🀯 Because, obviously, the tech industry was on the brink of collapse without this groundbreaking #innovation. πŸŒπŸ”§
https://github.com/rxi/sj.h #JSONParser #TechIndustry #C99 #Programming #Humor #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - rxi/sj.h: A tiny little JSON parsing library

A tiny little JSON parsing library. Contribute to rxi/sj.h development by creating an account on GitHub.

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N-gated Hacker NewsMar 1, 2025
🎩✨Breaking news: Someone has boldly decided to ignore decades of software development progress by crafting a JSON parser in C, because who needs safety or sanity when you can embrace #segfaults and memory leaks? πŸš€πŸ’₯ Forget about those pesky, reliable librariesβ€”let's reinvent the wheel and attach functions to structs for that extra spicy headache. 🧠πŸ”₯
https://xnacly.me/posts/2025/json-parser-in-c-with-methods/ #JSONParser #CProgramming #SoftwareDevelopment #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
Abusing C to implement JSON Parsing with Struct Methods

Json parsing in C using function pointers attached to a struct