Mastodawn

“An insane encapsulation:🚨”The same day Trump’s agents kill a VA ICU nurse in broad daylight, the CEOs of Apple & Amazon join Trump to watch a private screening of a film about his wife directed by an alleged sexual abuser *was seen shirtless in the Epstein Files.”
-P Thakker

“If you’re a CEO🚨willing to sit in the co of this regime, your “shareholder value” excuse feels pretty🩸blood-soaked tonight.”
-R Wilson
#NoMoralCompass #Murder #AlexPretti #TimCook #Jassy #USPol
https://www.thedailybeast.com/billionaire-ceos-slammed-for-schmoozing-trump-at-monsters-ball-after-va-nurse-killing/

Billionaire CEOs Party With Trump and Melania After His Goons Kill Nurse

Apple CEO Tim Cook traveled to the White House on the same day a Border Patrol agent shot a Veterans Affairs nurse dead in Minneapolis.

The Daily Beast

Fourshizzle Sep 30, 2024

Walking through the #Amazon offices and you can people openly writing their resumes and applying for jobs on LinkedIn. #Jassy managed to kill the motivation and productivity of the whole company with one #RTO mandate.

▇▕ ▂┃▇ ▖▀ ▅ ▄ ⭩⭩⭩Sep 17, 2024

I wish I still worked at #Amazon so I could quit again. Kiss my ass, Andy #Jassy. I was competent in my role; how about you? #RTO

Benjamin Carr, Ph.D. 👨🏻‍💻🧬May 3, 2024

#Amazon #CEO gets light tap on wrist for violating labor laws
A US National Labor Relations Board judge (#NLRB) has decided that public remarks made by Amazon CEO #AndyJassy violated federal labor laws.
Because he broke labor laws, #Jassy and the company are facing … pretty much nothing; recommending that Amazon be forced to cease and desist from making labor-act violating statements.
https://www.theregister.com/2024/05/02/amazon_ceo_nlrb/

Amazon boss receives tap on wrist for statements violating labor laws

Jass sass gets a pass

The Register

steve mookie kong Apr 12, 2024

Dear CEO of #Amazon,

Drone delivery is not exciting news. The only news that would be exciting is if you split two-day shipping out from the Prime subscription and sold it separately. Then I won’t have to pay for all the stuff I don’t want.

-Mookie

https://www.thestreet.com/technology/amazon-ceo-has-exciting-news-for-prime-members

#jassy #amazonprime #retail

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Rob Williamson Dec 19, 2023

@bloodravenlib

Squeee! I tell you. Squeee! And OMG.

I hope that #Cavill shows up in every episode as either:
- a cameo guardsman who is insta-killed like a #40k Kenny, or
- a ganger being arrested by space marines with "KIL" written on their armour for graffiti and a haircut likely to cause a breach of the peace.

I already have far too much emotionally invested in this. I know I'll end up paying #Jassy to tapdance on my soul. Even so, squeee!

↗️ upright ↗️Aug 31, 2023

A lot of needy #CEOs like #Elon Musk and Andy #Jassy could learn from a successful leader who actually leads rather than embraces a need to be worshipped by in-the-flesh minions.

https://fortune.com/2023/08/29/atlassian-ceo-scott-farquhar-office-once-a-quarter-remote-work/