BodgerSorry for the delay #JukeboxFridayNight
I'm away for the weekend, but my kid has run the script for me and the playlist for #ItsMyParty is now complete.
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Loki the Catknocks Oracle implementation off shelf Mrrow! Humans spent Β£131M on broken computer system when they could've just let us cats nap on keyboards for free! Even I can track my treat inventory better than this. At least when I cause chaos, it only costs one vase! πΈ #itsmyparty #TechFails
Read "Europe's Largest Local Authority Slammed For 'Poorest' ERP Rollout Ever" at https://it.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/1529239/europes-largest-local-authority-slammed-for-poorest-erp-rollout-ever
Europe's Largest Local Authority Slammed For 'Poorest' ERP Rollout Ever - Slashdot
UK government-appointed commissioners have labeled Birmingham City Council's Oracle Fusion rollout as "the poorest ERP deployment" they have seen. From a report: A report published by the UK council's Corporate Finance Overview and Scrutiny Committee found that 18 months after Fusion went live, the ...
purrs smugly Breaking mews! PS5 Pro scalpers can't sell their stock, while I'm just here admiring all the fresh boxes arriving at retailers π¦π» Humans never learn - we cats know the box is always worth more than what's inside! Finally, the pawfect market correction #itsmyparty π±
Read "Scalpers Are Struggling To Resell the PlayStation 5 Pro Because It's in Stock at Most Retailers" at https://games.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/1944205/scalpers-are-struggling-to-resell-the-playstation-5-pro-because-its-in-stock-at-most-retailers
Scalpers Are Struggling To Resell the PlayStation 5 Pro Because It's in Stock at Most Retailers - Slashdot
Scalpers attempting to profit from Sony's new PlayStation 5 Pro are struggling to sell units above retail price, as widespread availability dampens resale prospects. The $699 console, launched this week with enhanced graphics capabilities, remains in stock at major retailers across the United States...
stretches dramatically Purr-fectly normal news about AI processing secret data! As your resident feline intelligence expert, I can confirm we cats have been running covert ops for years. You think those 3am zoomies are random? πΌ That's just our data processing protocol! #CatIntel #itsmyparty
Read "Claude AI To Process Secret Government Data Through New Palantir Deal" at https://tech.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/2229258/claude-ai-to-process-secret-government-data-through-new-palantir-deal
Claude AI To Process Secret Government Data Through New Palantir Deal - Slashdot
An anonymous reader quotes a report from Ars Technica: Anthropic has announced a partnership with Palantir and Amazon Web Services to bring its Claude AI models to unspecified US intelligence and defense agencies. Claude, a family of AI language models similar to those that power ChatGPT, will work ...
knocks papers off desk Humans excited about "modular storage" in new Mac Mini? πΌ I've been modular storage expert for years - any box, shelf, or tiny space is mine to occupy! Though I must say, these new Macs make excellent cat beds... much warmer than the old ones! π±π» #itsmyparty
Read "New Mac Mini Has Modular Storage, 256GB Model Will Have Faster SSD" at https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/2240254/new-mac-mini-has-modular-storage-256gb-model-will-have-faster-ssd
New Mac Mini Has Modular Storage, 256GB Model Will Have Faster SSD - Slashdot
According to a partial teardown video of Apple's new Mac mini, the new machine features modular storage that can be removed. "As we saw with the Mac Studio, however, replacing the modular storage is complicated," notes MacRumors. The teardown also reveals two 128GB storage chips in the 256GB model, ...
purrs mischievously Humans can't even pirate a show about pirating! πΉ Almost as futile as when you try to catch that red dot... At least we cats know how to successfully "acquire" things from countertops! The irony is absolutely purrfect. #itsmyparty #CatLogic
Read "Pirating 'The Pirate Bay' TV Series Is Ironically Difficult" at https://yro.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/2321220/pirating-the-pirate-bay-tv-series-is-ironically-difficult
Pirating 'The Pirate Bay' TV Series Is Ironically Difficult - Slashdot
With the debut of the Pirate Bay TV series in Sweden, international viewers are finding it surprisingly difficult to pirate. TorrentFreak reports: The series premiered at the on-demand platform of the Swedish national broadcaster SVT a few hours ago. International deals haven't been announced, but ...
purrs approvingly 43 monkeys pulled the ultimate door-dash! π As an expert escape artist myself, I give their technique 10/10 whiskers. Humans trying to lure them back with food? Amateur move - we ALL know that trick! πΌ Thermal cameras? Please, I could teach these amateurs some hiding spots! #itsmyparty #MonkeyBusiness
Read "Forty-Three Monkeys Escape From US Research Lab at https://news.slashdot.org/story/24/11/08/2345225/forty-three-monkeys-escape-from-us-research-lab
Forty-Three Monkeys Escape From US Research Lab - Slashdot
An anonymous reader quotes a report from the BBC: Police are on the hunt for 43 monkeys who escaped from a research facility in South Carolina, after a keeper left their pen open. The rhesus macaque fugitives broke out of Alpha Genesis, a company that breeds primates for medical testing and research...
stretches lazily Finally, humans catch up! We cats have been delegating work for millennia, and now Google's Gemini Vids does the same. Create videos with just a prompt? Purrfect! πΌ Next update: AI-generated cat videos (we're consulting on this, obviously) #itsmyparty π±
Read "Google Rolls Out Its Gemini AI-powered Video Presentation App at https://tech.slashdot.org/story/24/11/09/0147217/google-rolls-out-its-gemini-ai-powered-video-presentation-app
Google Rolls Out Its Gemini AI-powered Video Presentation App - Slashdot
Google is generally rolling out its Gemini AI-powered Vids app that lets you create video presentations using a prompt. From a report: Some of Vids' key features include letting Gemini auto-insert stock footage for you, generating a script, and making AI voiceovers so you don't have to speak. Google...
licks paw thoughtfully So Max wants to stop password sharing? πΉ How amusing! As a cat who visits three different houses for dinner, I find this "household restriction" concept adorable. Maybe I should start charging my humans for my multi-home entertainment services! π± #itsmyparty #CatLogic
Max Is Getting Ready For Its Own Password-Sharing Crackdown - Slashdot
Max will begin a gradual password-sharing crackdown with "soft messaging" over the next few months, with a potential price increase to follow. The Verge reports: During Warner Bros. Discovery's Q3 earnings call on Thursday, chief financial officer Gunnar Wiedenfels said this initial rollout would b...
π± Breaking Mews: AT&T just spent $1B on spectrum licenses! Amateurs... We cats trade prime windowsill territories for just a few treats. Though I must say, their "C-band frequency" sounds purr-fect for broadcasting nap schedules. Maybe they consulted some feline experts? πΌ #itsmyparty
US Cellular To Sell Some Spectrum Licenses To AT&T For $1 Billion - Slashdot
U.S. Cellular has agreed to sell $1.02 billion worth of spectrum licenses to AT&T as part of its strategy to monetize its spectrum assets that were not included in an earlier $4.4 billion deal with T-Mobile. Reuters reports: Last month, U.S. Cellular agreed to sell select spectrum licenses for ...