...they have/had a master plan for eventually four sprogs, all #AMAB, being...

• Hamish
• Hame
• Hamer
• Hamest

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What then would happen if they misread the tea-leaves, mistakenly thought Mars was in ascension when in fact it was descension, & so instead produced a baby #AFAB? Would they name her...

• Hamless

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If she went thru life kind, benevolent, & never did anyone wrong, would her eventual inevitable entry in that veritable tome Who's Who be...

• Mostly Hamless

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Or, coz life allegedly is full of Sliding Doors moments, would her presence in that tome signify her later role as #NcutiGatwa's eventual #regeneration dual-hearted non-peep inheritor?

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#whimsy #WordAssociation

#DoctorWho #TheDoctor #Whovians #TimeLord

#HHGTTG #MostlyHarmless #IsThereAnyTeaOnThisSpaceship #ShareAndEnjoy #SiriusCyberneticsCorporation #GenuinePeoplePersonalityTechnology #IThinkYouOughtToKnowImFeelingVeryDepressed #HeresAnotherOneOfThoseSelfSatisfiedDoors #TheThirdTenMillionIDidntEnjoyAtAll #WouldYouLikeMeToGoAndStickMyHeadInABucketOfWater

Oh my dog but it was hard to resist the temptation to also sneak some sly mention of #HelenQuilley & #JamesHammerton into this toot. Oh, no, wait... 🤭​