me: i need to lose weight. but to do that, i need to be more active

body: uhhh

me: *tries to be more active*

long covid: ψ y̷̧̝͉̳͇̋͊̈͂̎o̸̫̊̏̅͗̚ù̷̱̹͔̒͆̏͘ ̵͚̼̩̖̘͂͂͛h̵̰͋̈́̒̑́a̶̛̟̖̳̺̦̾͑̓̅v̷̲͍̦̌̊͜͠e̸̟̫̼̻̍͗ ̷̠̺͉̯̎̚͠a̸̗̎̑̉͠͝ẁ̷̝̤̰͈ŏ̵̙͂́̀̕k̷͚͓̙̎͊̏̕͘e̷̢̛ń̶̥͔̞ ̶̨̗̬̘̠̐̆̀̿̓t̸̤̗̝͋͜h̸̨̟͓͔̔͝è̵̠̎ ̸̼͎͍̪̽̃̂͂d̴̥̬̣̓̾͋͜ę̷̼̬͚̒ṁ̶̧̜̝̠̽̈́͠ŏ̵̠̬̭͕̓̇̌͘n̵͇̝̳͋͒ ⛥

lungs: *coughs like a 50 year old asthmatic smoker*

nose: the only thing running in this house is me, bitch

back: hey, whats cracking? its me. im cracking

bladder: lol, you know what would suck? if i forgot how to work and peed everytime you coughed

#longcovid #coughing #illness #killme #im30 #wtfisthisshit

I was just razzed off the field at Homeschool Nerf night by the kid who showed up in a tactical vest for 'shooting at my team mates' and 'definitely being shot more than 5 times'.

Regardless of the fact that I was helping a 3yo and 5yo operate their Nerf guns.

Big Cop energy on this kid.

#RulesLawyer #HomeSchool #Im30