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I can now cross “just finishing a sandwich and pressing the top piece of bread down in triumph, thereby causing the edge of the plate to slide into the sink and the sandwich to slide off of the plate into a cereal bowl full of water” off of my list.
I kid you not, that’s a real goddamm thing that happened to me at dinner.
“What do ya get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia.
After that, he’ll never phone ya…”