Space Tyrant Vull was constantly bebothered by the sound of his neighbor, Spee, practicing his double freechbass in the hanging gardens. Finally he brought a lawsuit to stop it.

"Yes, of course Spee has the legal right to play," said Vull's lawyer, "but that right ends when the... music...enters the tyrant's ears."

"So what you're saying," countered the judge, "is that Spee's freech has Vull annoyed?"

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