Please forgive the #HumbleBrag, but I've just clogged a toilet for the very first time at the ripe-old age of 50-something.

I also successfully unclogged it while managing to avoid even a single drop of fetid mess outside the toilet.*

*In the spirit of full-disclosure, I did puke a little on the plunger & side of the waste basket, which then dripped on to the floor, but I already had every intention of throwing out the contaminated tools and have long dreamt of replacing that flooring.

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"Multi-time Trunk & Tidbits featured contributor Stefan Bohacek"

It's true!

https://stefanbohacek.com/blog/trunk-tidbits-mastodon-blog/

Time spent advocating and building for the fediverse is time well-spent.

#fediverse #humblebrag

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@fesshole
Well, pride _is_ a sin; but I must say, you don’t seem very contrite!
#humblebrag
#humblebrag I can slightly control the weather. For instance, if I hang out the bedsheets, it will rain a bit. But if I top up the swimming pool, then it will rain so heavily that the pool overflows, and somewhere nearby there will be a landslide.

@LiquorVicar @sodslawyer another good one is (Theme from) Shaft. I once won a karaoke competition in Ho Chi Minh city with that!

#HumbleBrag