Why Mr. I is Sexy
Mr. I from Mario 64 is hot, right? They say the eyes are the window to the soul, and Mr. I is all soul, baby. Look at that beautiful peeper. You can practically see the love sloshing within.
He's so round, but he still has that pixelly edge to him, and the way the light refracts through his sclera is so pretty and radiates elegance, and just look at that deep blue color of his iris.
And when you run into him, he just knocks you back and damages you for 2 hit points without budging and inch himself. Such strength and confidence in remaining unfazed, yet restraint in dealing relatively little damage!
He's probably kind of hard and firm but a little squishy and wet. I want to fuck him so bad.
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