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Hey, Elon!

You’ve crashed cars, rockets, and Twitter. Everything you touch these days fails. This doesn’t bode well for you. Maybe you should next invest in “E.D.” drugs; you’re gonna need them, if you don’t already.
#HeyElon #ElonMusk #Twitter #Tesla #X #EverythingElonTouchesCrashes

Hey, Elon!

Until this point, I’ll bet you had never Meta a thread you didn’t like. Now, you’re being tripped up by more than 30 million of them. Yeah, life Zucks. Poor baby.

The one thing I appreciate about you, Muskrat, is that without even trying, you remind the world daily that a person can become a billionaire and STILL be a fucking loser.
#ElonMusk #MUSKrat #Twitter #Meta #MarkZuckerberg #Threads #Instagram #Facebook #SocialNetworking #BillionaireLoser #HeyElon

Hey, Musk! Hey, Zuck!

What’s this “cage fighting” nonsense I’ve been hearing about?
This isn’t healthy for anyone.

Put the bullshit aside and settle your differences like two reasonable, multibillionaire geniuses should. Take a long trip together. Shut out the world, get away from the noise; talk things out. In all likelihood, you’ll find yourselves closer than you ever thought possible, sooner than later, in ways you could never imagine.
#ElonMusk #MarkZuckerberg #OceanGate #HeyElon #HeyZuck

Hey Elon!

So many respectable users have left Twitter that, given the politics and “character” of who remains, you may be compelled to name it Shitter, Truth Social 2, Bag of MAGAts, Klandestine Nation, or the NeoNazi Network.
#ElonMusk #Twexit #Twexodus #Twitter #RenameTwitter #Shitter #TruthSocial2 #BagOfMAGAts #KlandestineNation #KlanDestination #NeoNaziNetwork #HeyElon

Hey, Elon!

The way you’re going, you’ll soon out-Trump Trump when it comes to social networking fiascos. Now wouldn’t be a bad time to rename Twitter: “Less Truth, Less Social.”
#ElonMusk #Twitter #LessTruthLessSocial #Trump #TruthSocial #SocialNotWorking #HeyElon

Hey, Elon!

From your SpaceX rockets
to your Tesla self-driving cars
to your Twitter propaganda network…

Everything you touch crashes and burns.
Maybe you should cut back on the Kool-Aid consumption.
#EveythingElonTouchesCrashesAndBurns #ElonMusk #KoolAid #HeyElon

A young man named Elon did toil,
Burnin' the ol' midnight oil.
Hard work drove him far
With an electric car
That would've made Tesla recoil.

Success earned for Elon the grace
To in history heighten his place;
He built an alliance
With money and science,
And now he is flying through space.

He then in his haste purchased Twitter.
An asset, once sweet, turning bitter.
Proud, myopic, and White,
He defends the far right;
Now Twitter is bound for the shitter.
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