Spouse loves me so much he tricked Gollum in a game of riddles and gifted me with the One Ring.
It’s just a pretty bauble in our universe. It turned into this pretty pretty, shiny spinner ring. Isn’t it just look precious?
It arrived in a packing envelope 50 times bigger than it needed to be on our doorstep while we were approaching the end of the extended edition of the 2nd LOTR movie!

