"It definitely helps if your stepdad is Ted Danson!" - BRIDGET TODD, The Twitter-to-Fame Pipeline of the 2010s (w/ Celebrity Memoir Book Club), There Are No Girls On The Internet #tangoti #HappyBirthdayTedDanson #BridgetTodd

"That person was Ted Danson." - JOHN HODGMAN, Occam's Frasier, Judge John Hodgman #JudgeJohnHodgman #JJHO #OccamsFrasier #HappyBirthdayTedDanson #JohnHodgman

"About a year ago, I was approached by Smirnoff Vodka to be in a commercial with Ted Danson." - JENNA FISCHER, Local Ad, Office Ladies #OfficeLadies #TheOffice #LocalAd #HappyBirthdayTedDanson #JennaFischer

"And it turned out that Ted Danson had just had a root canal." - JIM CHRYSLER, The Megaplex!, 99% Invisible #99PercentInvisible #99pi #TheMegaplex #HappyBirthdayTedDanson #JimChrysler