Soylent Greggs.

Ok, hear me out.

To solve the cost-of-living crisis we should raise pension age to 70, then bring in compulsory euthanasia at 70, use the donors to create protein bars to feed the ones that are left. This solves the pension crisis as an added bonus, as well as easing food costs. Old people are always rattling on about funeral costs. it’s a win-win.

This would be the bridge to the departure lounge.

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