With Heggie selling commissions in the US military, he should keep in mind that the prestigious UK title "Royal Pain in the Arse" has recently become available.

It comes with a dis-grace and unfavoured residence for the right price.

#GraceAndFavour

Traces of suspected cocaine found after parties in Liz Truss’s grace-and-favour house, say staff

Exclusive: White powder residue found after events held at Chevening and Downing Street, say sources

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