@arielmt

#GoogleMaps has gotten worse as it matures .

It shows the family summerhouse about 150 ft offshore in the lake. I know for a fact it's much drier than that.

The verbal instructions for complex intersections (anything other than a perpendicular 3-way or 4-way intersection) are frequently confusing enough to cause wrong turns.

And pedestrian route instructions delight in instructing me to cross 4+ lane, heavily trafficked roads at unsignalized intersections rather than the intersection with lights and crosswalks - that is in the direction I need to go.

#GoogleGarbage

Everyone is IPOing Now

YouTube

Quick, what's another word for "garbage"?

Exactly. "Google Wallet."

#techtrash #googlegarbage #fuckgoogle

Good morning #Australia!

We dreamt someone #hacked our phone via #Log4J, with a message saying "We are removing all #GoogleGarbage".

The phone got so hot we threw it in the air but it flew out the #bus window. The driver stopped to retrieve the phone telling everyone to stay on the bus.

The phone teeters on part of a waterfall grate? The driver tries to retrieve it with a large stick., but a gust of wind sent it down on watered rocks below.

TL/DR: The #hacker installed #FairphoneOpenOS.