Garbridge UniversityMar 6, 2025
DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program: β€œNot just anybody can make a hole and put a bomb in it and blow it up in space.” #DOGE #YR4 #Garbridge #GoDumpies
https://www.garbridge.com/doge-cuts-threaten-oil-driller-to-astronaut-program/
DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program - Garbridge University

Garbridge University's oil-driller-to-astronaut training program faces an uncertain future following recent budget cuts by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). The program, designed to equip oil drillers with the skills necessary to save Earth, has been a point of pride for the university. Students in the program question the logic…

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Garbridge UniversityNov 22, 2024

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