Thank goodness my pain-in-the-ass dog and his extreme separation anxiety prevented me from having to choose between a welcome-back-to-work party or a protest. I have a family member at each of those things and I'm keeping the dog from ripping his nails off clawing at his kennel.*
*This would be the kennel he sleeps happily in at night and takes all his most valuable acquisitions to, but which becomes a source of hellish torture if anyone shuts him in it during the day.







