Fran Lebowitz Quote BotSpilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
There are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.
Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.
The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?