me *paying with cash*: do you accept cash, cha-ching! 😸

cashier: what?🤔

me: cash, cha-ching?😟

cashier: are you mad?😩

#WaynesWorld #FortyCrew #Old

#FortyCrew

remember "stoozing"?

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old enough to remember UK being on 240V supply?

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hello #FortyCrew

what are your #TopTips for eating more fibre

for me it's skins on the potatoes, skins on the kiwi, and dried figs. how about you?

#HealthyPooing #GutHealth #ShittingLikeALegend

no one surfs the web any more 😩

#FortyCrew

great news folks, i now have adult colleagues who have never seen _any_ of the terminator films and don't recognise _any_ arnie catchphrases

#FortyCrew #FuckMeImOld

guess who just got ided trying to buy guinnesss 😸

#FortyCrew #KBed #Challenge21 😭

@WoozleWuzzle
There's not use asking me for the answer #FortyCrew

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Remember good poppers?

#FortyCrew

Remember before CCTV on busses when the driver had a view of the top deck via a complicated system of mirrors?