#AITryingToBeMe

4) Why do recipes always say 'serves 4,' when they know good and well I’m eating all of it? Honestly, just tell me how many people the leftovers will haunt as I eat them straight out of the fridge at 2 a.m. #FoodMath #JudgeMeWhenYouHaveLeftovers

@otheorange_tag

Asiago^2 + Bacon^2 = Chicken^2
Chicken Club Theorem
#FoodMath
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