@TheBreadmonkey @JackTheCat @BenartyComputer The Toss Master has to review all the hard things to make sure they splash appropriately
@satsuma How dare you insinuate that I treat this material with anything less than the utmost reverence and respect!
BREAKING NEWS
I’m nowhere near as good at badminton as I thought.
MORE BREAKING NEWS
My wife is far better at badminton than what I thought.
If I had a tail it would be well & truly between my legs #FnarFnar
Still …… I drank my pint quicker so she ain’t all that good !!
@GrantMeStrength
They will need to invent a smart cat first
Lego Masters New Zealand is absolute filth...... 😂
"Oven Bottom Muffins"
Probably all the Carry On films I was exposed to as a kid, but this just sounds like it should mean something naughty or cheeky.
Or it was a phrase in Polari. Imagining it being said in a Kenneth Williams voice ...
#muffins #DoubleEntendre #bottom #OvenBottomMuffins #fnarfnar #polari #ooher #ooherrmissus
David Cohen
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Raymond Russell
Monstrous Jaffa
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