@aral

Now I'm imagining this:

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Later, you can safely, securely and privately share these #FartTokens with people anywhere in the world, almost instantly. They'll be able to #SmellIt but they won't know #WhoDealtIt unless you want them to. Start mining #FartTokens now.

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