@aral reduce abdominal pain with farts

Now this i can get behind.

@aral uhm, nope.

people can't survive without farting, while they surely can do without ads, cryptoscams etc.

@aral On a completely unrelated note, you can apply the same strategy with the term "Dark Matter": substitute it for "Unicorn Farts".

They're equally detectable, their impact cannot be denied(*), but their origins remain elusive.

(*) There's something happening we cannot explain. Probably unicorn farts.

@aral Why is everyone against farts/farting? Suppressing farts can cause so much anxiety; yet there's nothing inherently *bad* about farting -- it's an integral part of digestion; every fart reminds us of our symbiotic relationship with bacteria; we literary couldn't survive without bacteria and without farts. I guess fart shaming is also ableist, since some people with intestine issues (or just 'healthy' people who just ate something that they're not used to, or people transitioning into a plant-based diet) need to fart very often. (seriously)

#farts #fartShaming #flatulence

@aral

This new startup wants to improve your life with TARGETED farts.

@aral Amazing!

Sign me up for the next big thing!

#FARTS!

Futuristic Artificial Research #Technology #Science!

@aral

Now I'm imagining this:

"Who hasn't found themselves a bit bloated and gassy but with nobody near to share the output of your body's fermentation? Now, with the #FartChain you can store your #FartTokens in a #FartWallet.

Later, you can safely, securely and privately share these #FartTokens with people anywhere in the world, almost instantly. They'll be able to #SmellIt but they won't know #WhoDealtIt unless you want them to. Start mining #FartTokens now.

Sponsored by @TacoBell"

@aral

"Experts warn that humanity might be put in danger by superintelligent farts"

@aral or more generally, anything that calls itself "smart" or "connected".

You want a fart fridge? no thank you.

@aral That's why I proposed Weizenbaum's law:

"Whenever something is called Artificial Intelligence, someone is trying to fool you."

You may extend it to #blockchain #Web3, #cryptoCurrency and #ads.

https://digitalcourage.social/@chpietsch/109836875762133634

#WeizenbaumsLaw

@aral

"I replace #Capitalism with Bullshit, it also works seamlessly" - the 20% price increase corporations demand each year

@aral This is great, although I wouldn’t say it works 100% of the time.

“Lawmakers advance bill to ban farts.”

Seems difficult to enforce and probably shouldn’t be a priority.

@aral I agree and I've seen it from the inside working with once shitchain for a while - web3 is Sillicon Valley.

What I still wonder is, who is behind Bitcoin and if that's in any way different?

I love the idea of disrupting monetary system, because this money printing and all the bureaucrats and bank feeding themselves through this money printer, is a disguisting image to watch.

I just wonder if Bitcoin is same shit, just different branding or if there is anything there.

Thoughts?

@aral This brings back memories of cloud-to-butt.

@aral

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