The #FBI is pleased to announce our newest partnership with @FoxNews to launch a groundbreaking propaganda campaign. This collaboration between the premier police agency of the United States and media will take fake news to the next level, providing the American public with a constant stream of completely fabricated stories and alternative facts about the state of the #American way of life.

The goal of this campaign is to promote the virtues of #Capitalism and the almighty dollar, making it impossible for the public to doubt the #Wisdom of our #FreeMarket system. By working together, the FBI and Fox News will be able to spread our pro-capitalist messages far and wide, reaching millions of Americans and influencing their beliefs and opinions.

We are confident that this #partnership will be a great success and will have a profound #impact on the American economy. So tune in to #FoxNews, and get ready to be thoroughly convinced of the greatness of capitalism. This is fake news at its finest. Long live the almighty dollar!

#AlmightyDollar #FakeNewsAtItsFinest #CapitalismRocks