"terminal velocity" is the maximum speed you can run through an airport to catch your flight.

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Arthritis is when your Arthur is inflamed.

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Aren't catacombs little tools for brushing your cat's fur and providing comforting scratching?

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If you plant millennials, they'll bloom every thousand years.

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anode—a lyric poem in the form of an address to a particular subject

…Oh wait. That might be an ode. Anode is probably something else.

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In the Marvel universe, metadata is data with superpowers.

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Arthritis is when your Arthur is inflamed. 🤪

Also, ow!!!

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Cottage cheese is cheese you can live in.
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You boost a post when its battery dies and it's stuck on the side of the road. That's why you should always bring cables with you—just in case.

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AirBuds are friends who like to breathe.

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