Mastodawn

When I season my food while cooking, I decided to start using Spring. I've gotten tired of using Winter. 🤪

"steamed vegetables"

But why are they so agitated? Anger management classes for vegetables?

I think we should start calling sports fans "athletic supporters" just so we can watch hyper aggressive doofuses heads explode. 🤪

Lots of people have seen Tutancommon, but only a select few have ever seen Tutanrare. 🤪

These eggs aren't over easy. They're just the right amount of easy. 🤪

In the Marvel universe, metadata is data with superpowers.

"It's a space heater."

So, it's a star?

Does "Doctors Without Borders" mean they have rooms available for rent?

That wooden board near some people's front doors with pegs where they hang keys is a keyboard.

Follow me for tech talk like this. 🤪

Poetry and song lyrics on Fedi should be called "Fediverse". 😉