#Psychology will now be referred to as #IQMaxxxing
Out with #Genomics in with #Eugenomics
Physics is ok, they make #AtomSmashers which is adequately violent
Goodbye #Sociology the departments will be reconstituted as #QuiverfullStudies consisting of upstanding members willing to carry out their duty to the nation.
#GenderStudies is declared a solved problem, the NSF will only fund #ManlinessInquisitions for #MaxxximumGains