Roses are red - an absolute smash down of the common poem in a tumblr - in poetry form - for the day that's in it:
https://www.tumblr.com/thetiredpianist/167257051107/farrentalon-young-il-long-kiyoshi
#RosesAreRed #EnglishMajorProblems
#Valentines

"Don't underestimate the power of a comma. It can really change the meaning, just like it changed me from being a man eating chicken to a man-eating chicken. #Pun #Joke #GrammarHumor #EnglishMajorProblems #WritersLife"
https://punsteria.com/comma-puns/

#EnglishMajorProblems: If the #tween doesn’t change up her current obsessive listening song soon, some songwriter is going to wake up to a long, extensively cross-referenced email titled “ACTUALLY The Devil DOES Bargain”