To: Fulgrim Son! I appreciate your artistic approach to practically all aspects of life – but you can also just set up an out-of-office message if you don't want to receive any emails. That was unnecessary. Sincerely, your Father #Warhammer #EmperorMail #HorusHeresy

To: Malcador Sigilite! I want to have an intimate family gathering. Nothing big. Maybe a few hundred thousand attendees. Get me a location and a caterer. Any thoughts on party games? Sincerely, E P.S.: I have fond memories of Ullanor. Let's have it there. #warhammer #EmperorMail #HorusHeresy

To: Tzeentch Fuck, you, fuck you, fuck you! Sincerly, The Chaos God of Order #Warhammer #EmperorMail #HorusHeresy

Re: Administratum.All, Custodes.Group, Highlords.Terra, Expedition_Fleets.All IGNORE PREVIOUS MAIL. THIS IS AN ORDER: Sincerely, The Chaos God of Order #Warhammer #EmperorMail #HorusHeresy

Re: Administratum.All, Custodes.Group, Highlords.Terra, Expedition_Fleets.All Sincerly, The Chaos God of Order #Warhammer #HorusHeresy #EmperorMail

To: Vulkan Son! Some of my grandsons are trying to make a heroic sacrifice right under my window and it's way too loud. Also, I don't think fighting the replacement of the old coffee makers is a worthy cause. Please collect them. Sincerely, Father #warhammer #EmperorMail #HorusHeresy

To: Tzeentch Stop changing my signature to "Chaos God of Order", you scheming fuck! Sincerly The Chaos God of Order #Warhammer #HorusHeresy #Tzeentch #ChaosGodOfOrder #EmperorMail