He sure does jump funny

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Musk trying to bait and switch victims of a hurricane... Claims there's 30 days free for starlink... fails to tell anyone that they need to stump up almost $400 for equipment first and have it delivered to a hurricane zone where no deliveries are taking place before they can use it... oh and they will also be enrolled in an automatic $120 service once the 30 days are up.

What a cunt...

Yet, the 'Musketards' are out in force trying to troll the comments on this article... there's no length or lie that will convince them that their lord and saviour El Musktardo is anything but godly, free from sin and to be worshipped unconditionally.

https://www.theregister.com/2024/10/08/free_starlink_hurricane_helene/

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This joke would be even funnier if it had more panels, one showing him buying it, another showing him taking it home... one more showing him killing it because it wouldn't repeat his bullshit and then trying to return it.

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