I want an episode of #ElmosWorld where every character who speaks to Elmo says, at least once, “I shit you not, Elmo”.

There is no bottom with Elmo. I’m so happy I left the birdsite immediately when he took over.

He accuses one of his employees who has muscular dystrophy of doing “no actual work” and faking a disability because he can enter and post tweets. The employee then explains how disability works and some strategies he uses while working.

Apparently Elmo doesn’t know about assistive technologies or voice input either.

#ElmosWorld #birdsite #a11y #accessibility #discrimination

https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/03/07/elon-musk-twitter-employee-dispute/

Elon Musk grills former Twitter worker online, accuses him of not working

The billionaire has gotten into another high-profile tangle on the social network he owns.

The Washington Post

Okay I know what I said about this poll. But now I think it might not be valid. I think I’ll do another one but the only votes that actually count will be from people that give me money.

#ElmosWorld #elmo #twitterblue #twittermigration #twitterexodus

Made my first birdsite update in weeks!
#twittermigration #ElmosWorld
I think we Elmo is finishing up with control and moving into the discard phase.
Get the popcorn.
#ElmosWorld #Narcissism
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/understanding-narcissism/201704/the-narcissistic-love-script
The Narcissistic Love Script

Why he chose you and why he dumped you.

Psychology Today
Somebody parodied the classic Iron Man “falls off the wagon cover” with Elmo during his latest meltdown.
#ElmosWorld #ElmoSite #birdsite #ironman #demoninabottle
@godpod Looks like an homage to the classic Iron Man story “demon in a bottle” by David Michelinie, Bob Layton, and John Romita, Jr.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_in_a_Bottle
#ElmosWorld #ironman #birdsite #comicbooks #comicnerd
Demon in a Bottle - Wikipedia

Elmo’s is melting down faster than an ice cube on Texas blacktop in July… or something else melting a lot. Anywho, these are my two favorite bits from the latest antics.
- Setting up another Twitter Poll and taking it down when he doesn’t like the results.
- Getting on a call with the banned journalists who call him out and rapidly hanging up 4 minutes in.
@washingtonpost
https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2022/12/15/twitter-journalists-suspended-musk/
#ElmosWorld #ElmosSite
Musk suspends journalists from Twitter, claims ‘assassination’ danger

Many of the journalists, including from The Washington Post and New York Times, had written about dramas surrounding billionaire Elon Musk's takeover of Twitter.

The Washington Post

Things are going great in #ElmosWorld. Three of the top four #Twitter #trending topics are: white nationalist chaos agent #Milo, #Melania and a #QAnon conspiracy theory about an Italian fashion brand. The fourth one is crushing everything else at 548k tweets though. 🤔

Each is a version of the same tweet with different phrases, colors and words. Half a million bot spam tweets trending for days. Seriously, this is just embarrassing and a bad sign. 🥹👍🏼
#EvacuateTwitter

The very best of #ElmosWorld, Bert asks, "How do I get out of Elmo's World?" and Elmo answers matter-of-factly as if it's obvious, "Elmo doesn't know!"
#philosopy101 #jesuiselmo #consciousness

https://youtu.be/Ru-PF8JcPFE

Bert Visits Elmo’s World In The Street We Live On VHS Rip

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