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πŸŽ‰πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈHold onto your chimney sweeps! The man with elastic limbs and accents thicker than British fog allegedly turns 100, according to The Guardian's marathon-scroll of self-congratulatory drivel. Maybe by 200 he'll master a #Cockney accent! πŸ˜†πŸŽ‚
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Elastic limbs, fantastical accents and crackling sexual chemistry: Dick Van Dyke turns 100

The goofy star of Mary Poppins becomes a centenarian on Saturday. And what a precocious performer he has proved, sustaining scrappy mischief through seven decades of mainstream entertainment

The Guardian
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