Nearly Normal (=>÷)Given the rather disastrous results, particularly for Peter Dutton, I have these specials for all my LNP friends for the next few weeks only.
1. Nooses tied
2. Undetectible poisons sourced
3. Knives sharpened
Herewith a summary of the headlines on #NotMyABC news this morning:
Dutton turns ...
Dutton drops...
Coalition to release...
Dutton says...
Dutton denys...
Coalition will...
And this, is what you apparently call balance.
Peter Dutton has flipped his policy on Welcome to Country.
Is so easy to make an error here when you are used to being called a cunt.
Amateur liar gets a few tips from a real professional.
Now why would he need to reassure us that he isn't going to lie?
Dutton to decrease division by being divisive.
He will only 'stand behind one flag’ .
Australian racism is just simmering below the surface and the member for Reinhardt is the man to dig it up and wave it around.
As you may well know I've been pretty down on old Cuddles but I've just realised that he knows how to put fuel into a vehicle so he clearly has what it takes to be Prime minister of Australia.
Dutton looks short on policies until you consider those he has disguised as threats.
If elected;
How long before he withdraws university funding?
How long before he deports citizens?
How long before Medicare has a co-payment?
How long before he sells the ABC?
Stop Gina's Puppet.
Amelia Hamer claims she has been exposed because of a labour 'dirt unit'.
Er, no, Amelia.
You were exposed because you lied.
You discembled.
You deliberately set out to hide your investment properties and your $20 mill trust.
An aspiring politician in the true blue liberal tradition.
While Peter Dutton is at Church today I hope he reads my favourite part of the bible that says the hungry, the thirsty, the stranger, the needy the sick and the powerless should be locked away indefinitely in offshore hellholes and denied the slightest vestige of human compassion.
Dutton admits he made a mistake.
Yes Cuddles, it's always a mistake to just make up shit and tell lies.